I just wanna buy this and dress up as Cher.....

Sooo morbid but I LOVE it!!!!!

This was posted in a thread on MM and it literally made me laugh out loud. I died..... Usually, some of the pics posted in the forums aren't really funny at all.... overall, a lot of them are just lame.... But this one is Highlarious. Especially the cats mimicking her. Thank you, Jeffrey.

I wish I had a cool E-Stalker. : (

Mine sucks.... they aren't even funny.


They just ramble on about the same shit every time they spam my blog.


:::sigh:::

Is it too much to ask for to get a cool troll like Prissy or even CAP? At least they're hilarious.

Women I'd Give up Dick for.....

There aren't many women on this planet who would give up men for.... hell, it's a very very short list (if you've had dick, you will understand).... But, there is a list nonetheless.

1. Angelina Jolie


2. Helen Bonham Carter.... hey, what can I say.... I like the weird ones.



3. Janine..... Something about her tells me that she would give me the best head ever, then kick me in the face afterwards..... le sigh....

One of the worst movies ever....

But, I fuckin love it. "The One" sucks ass and is ridiculously stupid, but it never fails to suck me in.


Most of the time, I don't even know what the hell Jet Li is saying.... But. I love it... lol

Hahaha.... I have an admirer....Yay!

So, I have a new fan.... I'm sooo excited. They come complete with shallow threats and delusional ramblings. I couldn't have asked for a better fan.


Hey Jenna, who do you think it is..... CAP? Garry K? Cafe/Rose?


Hahaha...... I love how they took a considerable amount of time out of their lives to tell me how worthless I am. Aren't I special.


And, for my new fan...... I might take you a bit more seriously if you weren't a complete pussy. :)

Speaking of Tyler....

Eh.... I don't know....


No..... Yeah... I'd do it....


I would totally take Tyler's virginity.... I'd rock his little world.


Then I'd break him off by the balls..... can't have him getting attached.