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Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Beckham List

This is the list of men who should always be silent.... and, just sit there and be pretty.....

They are in no specific order except for #1.....

1. David Beckham... the namesake of he list. I mean, seriously... have you heard this man speak? My clit shrivels up and dies when I hear him. ::sigh:: I guess you can't have it all.

2. Colin Farrell





*the list will be updated as they come to me

Monday, February 18, 2008

My Rant of the Day.....

I am pissed off at how our culture (American Culture) promotes/praises obesity.


I am soooo sick of people teeling girls/young women, "You shouldn't care what others say, be proud of your curves...." or some other nonsense along those lines.

If you really wanted to help them, tell them that having curves is ok, but being obese isn't anything to be proud of.

And, you know who needs to take a boot to the face.... Tyra Banks....When that bitch was a twig, you never heard her giving it up for the big girls. But, now that she has gotten bigger, it seems like every other word out of her mouth is her reassuring people that she loves/is happy with herself. Bitch, please... you are not fooling anyone.


Now, before some moron reads this without actually reading it, I am not telling anyone to be skinny or go on a diet..... This is about health. It shouldn't matter what you weigh, your overall health should be what's important.


/rant

Words of Wisdom from my future Girlfriend.....

I am bored today and decided to lurk the forums.... You actually come across more interesting posts when you aren't posterbating in one thread.... Anywho... I came across this little tidbit and it really made me stop and think......So, Enjoy the wisdom of Jessica Elliot....

Makeup Artist
Jessica Elliot
Female
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 2,212

@Global Vision and the OP:

Seriously, though...in all actuality, it isn't all that rare to find a well-spoken, classy lady in this day and age. The two of you are sounding like good manners and charm are the social equivilent of the Holy Grail, and that it is strictly reserved for a day and age long since past!

To be frank about it, I'm sure there were people just like Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan in the time when these ladies of integrity were in the limelight. The only difference with the present lies in where the media chooses to shine the spotlight.

I'm going to say something enlightening...ready? The entertainment industry sadly isn't aiming for the intellegent crowd anymore. Really...there's no such thing as a truely "intellegent" consumer anymore. Producers know that there are far more stupid, ADHD people out there than cultured analysists, and it is the mass market that determines the quality of entertainment.

We see people like Paris in the tabloids all the time because she's an idiot! The paparazzi are thrilled because it is someone who their consumers can enjoy. People today don't want to read about beautiful, intellegent, successful women, because it brings them down. Audiences are demanding more "average" looking models in magazines to stop the self-loathing of a female society built on the fear of poor self-esteem.

Thus, the tabloids spew their garbage about these provocative, wonder-whores in the attempt to make their audience buy the magazine to feel good about themselves. At least they're not as crazy as Brittney! At least a multi-millionaire like Paris has nothing else going for her! Society is obsessed with these skanky, dumb ass women in the papers because it reminds them of how normal they are.

Eveyone is ragging on LiLo's new pics.....


But, I adore this one.... She looks soooo cute and fabulous in this one. And, yes, I loved pre-cracked out Linds.... but, I am not biased. I've seen some Lilo pics that should have never seen the light of day.

That is all.....

Friday, February 15, 2008

My Yummy Man Crush of the Month


Captain Cool.... that is all.





Just cause you're special. :)

My Girl Crush of the Day


Jamie Eason


Good God.... some jackass photographer on MM sent her this message....

Can you imagine how pretty you would be if you didn't have breast implants? It's like here's this beautiful blonde girl with these distorted breasts and the end result is just, "pass".

What a shame...

I guess you could always take them out but I don't think women do that when they are surrounded by people that think that looks good. Such a sad society when it influences women to fix something when it isn't broken and the woman falls for it.

Best of luck to you.

A.


WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SMOKING? She is GORGEOUS.... and, she has a pretty awesome story.



Thursday, February 14, 2008