Dexter...

you motherfucker... this season finale was AWESOME! It took four seasons, but you finally killed off Rita... WOOT!!! She was driving me nuts with her nagging.


As for how Dexter found Rita... EPIC... It brings the story full circle. Will Harrison be another serial killer or is he too young for it to even effect him? Will the other two flip their shit and tag along with dear old Daddy Dexter and get their kill on? I sooo cannot wait for the 5th season. So far, the Trinity Killer has been my favourite. Everything about this guys is sooo fucked up, I LOVE it.


Yes! Yes! Yes! This is the first time since the death of Doakes that I have been fuckin excited for a Dexter season finale.

I love my little sister a fuckton...

and she is lucky I love her enough to sit through "New Moon" with her. I've come to the conclusion that the author of these books is functionally retarded, fugly, old virgin... that's the only explanation for how a grown woman could write such garbage.

If it weren't for a ridiculous amount of intoxicants, I wouldn't have made it through.

Dexter...

I am just starting the season finale and you better not fuckin disappoint me like the last one.


I'm serious.

An Open Letter to Andy Samberg....

Dear Andy,

Let's bang.


Sincerely,

Fif

I need these in my life...

Yes... that is a shoe made out of mirrors... they are soooo fabulous! They are made by Brazilian designer, Andreia Chaves. As you all know, I'm such a shoe whore... and concept shoes make my lady bits convulse. *swoon*

So...

yeah... I like Texas and all, it's not that bad, but I need to get out of here!!


I can't wait to get to Cali... I just want warmth and I miss the hustle and bustle of a big city. It is tooo fuckin quiet (and cold, considering it's Texas) here.


And, I don't really have any friends here. I have met a few people, who have fallen off the radar... but I mostly just have "Mom", my roommate, Rawr Panda and our full on retard cat David Bowie.


I feel sooo fuckin stifled here... I finally have the time to shoot, but no one here I really want to shoot/shoot with (aside from Brian).


The boys here are pretty meh... I've only found one guy that I would actually date, but because the universe hates me, he's moving the end of this month to SF (I'm going to SoCal next summer).


So far, my Texas assessment is about a C-...

And I lolled... I lolled so far away...

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