Dumbest Political Choice Ever....

Thanks, John!!

Hey, Powder.....

Happy Birthday!!

Rob, Jason and Nemi...

Thank you.

So......

It's just me and my mom in this big house by ourselves.... And... she wants to travel.


I need visitors.... preferably of the Miss Alison or PXE or Gumby variety....


Yeah... that would be nice.



Ooooh.... and, throw in some Trev for good measure... I have the perfect place for him in my closet.

I can't believe....

that I let you destroy me.... destroy the one relationship in my life that means the most to me.


I can honestly say that for the first time in years.... I don't care about you. If you were to die tomorrow, it wouldn't phase me. I hope you're happy with your life, because with you gone, I will finally be happy with mine.

Oh yeah.....

best lunch ever

For once,... Paris Hilton doesn't make me want to vomit

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OMG..... I've found the designer of my dreams....

Thank you, Alison....


I've found my new obsession.... Hannah Marshall



Gaze upon the fierceness

That's right betches....

I'm home now....





let's get this started....

I officially have a girl chubby.....