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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

After my L Word marathon....

I am highly disappointed with the ending... If you haven't watched it yet, don't continue reading....









Ok, so... did Jenny kill herself because she came to the realization of how big of a raging cunt infection she is... or did Nikki kill her to get Shane.... or did Bette toss her conniving ass off the balcony for trying to destroy her family?

I hate when series finales leave you hanging... Yeah, the ending was cool and I did get a touch teary, but it would have been better if they were leaving the police station after it was revealed how Jenny died. All in all.... one of my all-time favourite series. I absolutely loved that show.... and not just because of the fanfuckintabulous lesbian love scenes (some, I just couldn't watch...two words... Marlee Matlin). I am glad that Tasha and Alice got back together, they complimented each other soooo nicely. Tasha and Jamie were too much alike, so it definitely wouldn't have worked out. I am a little bummed that Shane and Molly didn't get back together... fuck you Jenny... they were so cute when they ran into each other. All in all... I love that show.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Really, PETA.... Really?

They are desperate to be taken seriously... but yet they still come up with shit like this.



She totally gives me the Liza vibe....

I absolutely LOVES her....

My ANTM choice... I absolutely love everything about Allison.... EVERYTHING

And, now that she's had her make-over, she's even more fabulous.

For Turtlie Kev.....

Well... there has been a change of plans. We talked about it and Dallas wouldn't be the best idea. With my illnesses and Adam's busy schedule, it wouldn't have worked out if I got sick. So... I have a family friend (she does HR for a major corporation), finding me a job up here so that I can get my own place. I'm excited. My mom and I are set on me getting my own place by my 25th birthday..... and, if I get sick and can't be alone, I can come home whenever I need it.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


words cannot describe how you make me feel. I love you, Asshole.

The Mother Fucker who created Midol....

If I believed in God, I'd pray for him to bless the fuck out of you... for serious.

To not be nauseous, gassy, bloated, crampy and just an overall bitch feels great.

You rock Midol makers!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Updates Galore.....

Okelie.... well, things have been all types of crazy lately. So, I'll start from the beginning:

-My mom and I don't get along, that's a well known fact. Well, the fighting has finally reached a point where she and myself can't take it anymore, so she gave me a 60 day eviction notice.

-I had originally been offered the opportunity to go to Dallas... but the more we talked things through, the more we realized that it wouldn't be the best thing. So, for now, I am staying here in Maryland.

-I have fallen back in love... well, I can't really say back in love because I never stopped loving him... but, yes, I have fallen back in love with the greatest man ever. Not to sound cliche, but fate has given us a second chance and I am sooo happy that I decided to take it. I love you so much, Asshole.

-My Godmother worked up a deal with her doctor to get me s free consultation and free x-rays... YAY... So, I can finally know just how bad my back is. I go to see him tomorrow, so keep your fingers crossed.

Hmm... I think that's it... for now at least.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Happy Pandas....

that's what this song feels like....