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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I have to admit..... Graduation is amazing!

I don't like Kanye, I think he's an asshole and sounds better when he doesn't speak. But, I have to admit, I am very impressed by his latest album.

"Homecoming"..... :::sigh::: I love it.....When I first read that it was a collaboration with Chris Martin (from Coldplay), I was skeptical. I don't know, I just didn't think it would mesh, but it did.... and it was amazing.

I personally usually dislike a lot of remixes... but the "Can't tell Me Nothing" remix was nice. Yeah it was different from the original, but it didn't go too crazy with additions.

And.... WOW.... "Flashing Lights" is one of the most intriguing songs I have heard in a very long time. I'm sitting here trying to explain it....and I can't. It's such a thrilling, sad and angry song all at the same time.

That is it, my mini review of the album...... Go get it!

Monday, February 25, 2008

My New Designer Obsession....

I, one day, hope to purchase at least one of these dresses..... They are edgy but elegant. Every dress is perfect down to every last detail....

Marchesa www.marchesa.com


A girl an dream....

Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Beckham List

This is the list of men who should always be silent.... and, just sit there and be pretty.....

They are in no specific order except for #1.....

1. David Beckham... the namesake of he list. I mean, seriously... have you heard this man speak? My clit shrivels up and dies when I hear him. ::sigh:: I guess you can't have it all.

2. Colin Farrell

*the list will be updated as they come to me

Monday, February 18, 2008

My Rant of the Day.....

I am pissed off at how our culture (American Culture) promotes/praises obesity.

I am soooo sick of people teeling girls/young women, "You shouldn't care what others say, be proud of your curves...." or some other nonsense along those lines.

If you really wanted to help them, tell them that having curves is ok, but being obese isn't anything to be proud of.

And, you know who needs to take a boot to the face.... Tyra Banks....When that bitch was a twig, you never heard her giving it up for the big girls. But, now that she has gotten bigger, it seems like every other word out of her mouth is her reassuring people that she loves/is happy with herself. Bitch, please... you are not fooling anyone.

Now, before some moron reads this without actually reading it, I am not telling anyone to be skinny or go on a diet..... This is about health. It shouldn't matter what you weigh, your overall health should be what's important.


Words of Wisdom from my future Girlfriend.....

I am bored today and decided to lurk the forums.... You actually come across more interesting posts when you aren't posterbating in one thread.... Anywho... I came across this little tidbit and it really made me stop and think......So, Enjoy the wisdom of Jessica Elliot....

Makeup Artist
Jessica Elliot
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 2,212

@Global Vision and the OP:

Seriously, though...in all actuality, it isn't all that rare to find a well-spoken, classy lady in this day and age. The two of you are sounding like good manners and charm are the social equivilent of the Holy Grail, and that it is strictly reserved for a day and age long since past!

To be frank about it, I'm sure there were people just like Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan in the time when these ladies of integrity were in the limelight. The only difference with the present lies in where the media chooses to shine the spotlight.

I'm going to say something enlightening...ready? The entertainment industry sadly isn't aiming for the intellegent crowd anymore. Really...there's no such thing as a truely "intellegent" consumer anymore. Producers know that there are far more stupid, ADHD people out there than cultured analysists, and it is the mass market that determines the quality of entertainment.

We see people like Paris in the tabloids all the time because she's an idiot! The paparazzi are thrilled because it is someone who their consumers can enjoy. People today don't want to read about beautiful, intellegent, successful women, because it brings them down. Audiences are demanding more "average" looking models in magazines to stop the self-loathing of a female society built on the fear of poor self-esteem.

Thus, the tabloids spew their garbage about these provocative, wonder-whores in the attempt to make their audience buy the magazine to feel good about themselves. At least they're not as crazy as Brittney! At least a multi-millionaire like Paris has nothing else going for her! Society is obsessed with these skanky, dumb ass women in the papers because it reminds them of how normal they are.

Eveyone is ragging on LiLo's new pics.....

But, I adore this one.... She looks soooo cute and fabulous in this one. And, yes, I loved pre-cracked out Linds.... but, I am not biased. I've seen some Lilo pics that should have never seen the light of day.

That is all.....

Friday, February 15, 2008

My Yummy Man Crush of the Month

Captain Cool.... that is all.

Just cause you're special. :)

My Girl Crush of the Day

Jamie Eason

Good God.... some jackass photographer on MM sent her this message....

Can you imagine how pretty you would be if you didn't have breast implants? It's like here's this beautiful blonde girl with these distorted breasts and the end result is just, "pass".

What a shame...

I guess you could always take them out but I don't think women do that when they are surrounded by people that think that looks good. Such a sad society when it influences women to fix something when it isn't broken and the woman falls for it.

Best of luck to you.


WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SMOKING? She is GORGEOUS.... and, she has a pretty awesome story.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Sooo morbid but I LOVE it!!!!!

This was posted in a thread on MM and it literally made me laugh out loud. I died..... Usually, some of the pics posted in the forums aren't really funny at all.... overall, a lot of them are just lame.... But this one is Highlarious. Especially the cats mimicking her. Thank you, Jeffrey.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I wish I had a cool E-Stalker. : (

Mine sucks.... they aren't even funny.

They just ramble on about the same shit every time they spam my blog.


Is it too much to ask for to get a cool troll like Prissy or even CAP? At least they're hilarious.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Women I'd Give up Dick for.....

There aren't many women on this planet who would give up men for.... hell, it's a very very short list (if you've had dick, you will understand).... But, there is a list nonetheless.

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Helen Bonham Carter.... hey, what can I say.... I like the weird ones.

3. Janine..... Something about her tells me that she would give me the best head ever, then kick me in the face afterwards..... le sigh....

One of the worst movies ever....

But, I fuckin love it. "The One" sucks ass and is ridiculously stupid, but it never fails to suck me in.

Most of the time, I don't even know what the hell Jet Li is saying.... But. I love it... lol

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Hahaha.... I have an admirer....Yay!

So, I have a new fan.... I'm sooo excited. They come complete with shallow threats and delusional ramblings. I couldn't have asked for a better fan.

Hey Jenna, who do you think it is..... CAP? Garry K? Cafe/Rose?

Hahaha...... I love how they took a considerable amount of time out of their lives to tell me how worthless I am. Aren't I special.

And, for my new fan...... I might take you a bit more seriously if you weren't a complete pussy. :)

Friday, February 1, 2008

Speaking of Tyler....

Eh.... I don't know....

No..... Yeah... I'd do it....

I would totally take Tyler's virginity.... I'd rock his little world.

Then I'd break him off by the balls..... can't have him getting attached.