If a gargantuan sparrow comes into your home talking about gun safety, tell somebody.
Where would one get a strap on shaped like Obama? Is that Obama the person, or just Obama's penis? I think it would be more amusing if it were the former.
Dude... I don't know where, but if someone did get me one shaped like the person, I'd use/shoot in it in a heartbeat.
I need you to chase me around while I'm naked with a bat, while wearing a sexy dress with nothing covering your ass. You will also need to be singing a hip-hop version of 'jesus loves me' while wearing a strap on shaped liked obama. PLEASE?
Sure, for a fee. :)
You don't really taste like chocolate, do you? You look really tasty, but I don't like chocolate. What flavor are you?
Haha... no, but I did have an ex that thought my nips tasted like chocolate chips. lol As for the rest of me... I have no clue. I've just always been told I taste amazing. :)
When is it appropriate to ask my girl to smear honey on my ass, and then break an ant farm on my honey smeared ass?
I'm a fan of on the first date. There's no use in building a relationship if she's going to be weirded out by a little honey and ass play.
is there anyone you dislike on MM? whom?
Over the years, I've found it's easier to just not dwell on whether or not I dislike someone. I don't see the point in hating anyone. It's excess stress that only makes me sicker. I'd rather focus on accomplishing my goals than dwelling on petty feelings.