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This is the blog of Fifi..... comments are welcome. But no anonymous ones.... those are just lame. Check out my naked and not so naked work here.

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Friday, February 26, 2010

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If a gargantuan sparrow comes into your home talking about gun safety, tell somebody.

Will do!

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Monday, February 22, 2010

The Best Thing to Come From the Tiger Woods Drama

Stifled...

I absolutely hate living here in Dallas more than anything. Artistically, I feel stifled and it's starting to bring me down. Everyone here is all about glamour and blondes with big tits. Where's the art?!

Sitting here in my living room... I feel defeated. Our move can't come soon enough. I have all these ideas in my head that are trying to claw their way out... but, I have no way of making them a reality.

I guess I shouldn't complain... I'd be homeless right now if I didn't move here. Sigh... July seems sooooo far away.

/rambling rant

Saturday, February 20, 2010

*swoon*

I'm a new fan... this collection isn't for everyone... but I loves it!!!

Victor de Souza



This is why I adore Tim Gunn...

On the new Kardashian clothing line...

" No! I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob but it bothers me."


LOVES HIM!!!

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Where would one get a strap on shaped like Obama? Is that Obama the person, or just Obama's penis? I think it would be more amusing if it were the former.

Dude... I don't know where, but if someone did get me one shaped like the person, I'd use/shoot in it in a heartbeat.


*hintcoughhintcough*

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Friday, February 19, 2010

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I need you to chase me around while I'm naked with a bat, while wearing a sexy dress with nothing covering your ass. You will also need to be singing a hip-hop version of 'jesus loves me' while wearing a strap on shaped liked obama. PLEASE?

Sure, for a fee. :)

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Have you ever tried masturbating while having a good cry? I'm curious to try it.

No, unless they're tears of joy... combining sadness and sex just creeps me out.

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why are you so wrapped up at times about whos being a dick or a troll?

I typically don't care, as long as they aren't directing their dick/troll behaviour at me.

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Yes!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

*squee*

So, my roommates bed, giggle fits, left over baby oil and a Ginger produced these amazing shots...




yeah, it was that much fun!

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Not really a question, more like kuddos for a nice blog and a sexy model

Thank you! :)

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Grrr... then Yay!

I was bummed this weekend when my car died... sigh... that has put a huge damper on my traveling plans since all my funds are now going to acquiring new transportation. BUT... I am not letting that bring me down as I am now embarking on a new endeavor.

I can't share the details now, but please please please keep your fingers crossed that everything goes my way.



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Do you have any video work posted anywhere?

www.crazybabe.com

It's a paysite, so you'd have to sign up.... but, I shall have more coming soon. :)

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What do you charge for a nude shoot?

Depends on what kind of nudes... if you'd like a list of my rates, you can message me at fifi-alexis@hotmail.com :)

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Do you have any Midwest travel plans in your future?

Of course... there's this awesomesauce photographer there that has dreams about me... I have this strong urge to give him lapdances.

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May I please photograph you doing naughty things?

Maybe... who are you?

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You don't really taste like chocolate, do you? You look really tasty, but I don't like chocolate. What flavor are you?

Haha... no, but I did have an ex that thought my nips tasted like chocolate chips. lol As for the rest of me... I have no clue. I've just always been told I taste amazing. :)

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Why do people want to tap your chocolate body parts?

To be honest, I have no clue. I've been taking most of them as a joke... Maybe it's my nerd bag lady chic appearance that gets them going. lol

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How much for a lap dance?

$20 topless

$40 nude

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

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When can I tap that delicious chocolate elbow?

If this is who I think it is....











never.

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So...

This weekend started out pretty shitty... Our car broke down on the way to a shoot. I was already flaring, but sitting in a cold car on the side of the highway and trying not to cry made it worse.


BUT...


My frown was immediately turned upside down with news that the photographer was coming to me, and bringing a friend. So, yes, be jealous... Not only did I get to shoot with Damon Banner (model is Iona Lynn)
damon
and, I got to meet/shoot with/got my booty pinched by the lovely, talented and hilarious Ginger.
ginger

I had such a blast that I never even thought of the pain. Damon was much more quieter than I expected... but he was still funny as hell. And, Ginger and I can make each other laugh for no reason... she's the best.

I can't wait to see what develops from all of our shoots. <3




Wednesday, February 10, 2010

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When can I tap that delicious chocolate taco?

Considering I don't know who you are... never. I can't bang someone I'm not attracted to, so I don't want to make any promises I can't keep. :)

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What did I say wrong?? :(

I'm all about the direct approach, but that lacked any sort of style.

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When can i tap that delicious chocolate booty?

With a line like that... never.

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i sowwy dat i deed bafroom awn ur blaynkit. >v.v< -boahwee (furgeev mai speling. i r kitn)

You're still my little baby that I love with all my heart.... But, it better not happen again or no caps for you.

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Don't you owe me like 17 blow jobs?

Considering I don't know who you are... No.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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if you die in college, do you die in real life?

Yes.

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How big is your penis?

It's of porn star proportions....

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Monday, February 8, 2010

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So far, the honey and ass question is my fave. Can you beat that? http://formspring.me/TheFifi

Seriously...

optimistic.

<3

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-_-"

I'm not even going to lie, I have no clue who this is lol.

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

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When is it appropriate to ask my girl to smear honey on my ass, and then break an ant farm on my honey smeared ass?

I'm a fan of on the first date. There's no use in building a relationship if she's going to be weirded out by a little honey and ass play.

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For all you pervs out there...

My set has finally gone live on www.CrAZyBaBe.com


Friday, February 5, 2010

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is there anyone you dislike on MM? whom?

Over the years, I've found it's easier to just not dwell on whether or not I dislike someone. I don't see the point in hating anyone. It's excess stress that only makes me sicker. I'd rather focus on accomplishing my goals than dwelling on petty feelings.

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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If you had to be reincarnated as a "thing" such as a plate, desk, etc...what would it be?

http://www.dwell.com/products/maia-egg-swing.html

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

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How often do you go commando?

All day, every day... If found underwear very uncomfortable.

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Give it up Fifi. You know you really just want to move to Washington with Fred and I.

I am now convinced you want to kill me... cause, that's what moving to Washington will do. It's cause I'm a darkie/heathen isn't it?

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Will you post a photo of you in the harness on your blog? Or have you?

I haven't shot in it yet. I have been saving it for just the right photo shoot. It's my fave article of clothing, so I want to go all out when I finally do.

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What is the sexiest thing you own?

Hmm... that would have to be my black leather body harness... YUMM!!!

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Are you loud?

Yes... I am obscenely loud for such a tiny person. I love it.

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Sex Education...

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*sigh*

My cat is freaking me the fuck out...


This better not be a ploy for attention cause I'm exhausted.