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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

For Issa..... I misses you....

How you doin, Mr. President!

Fifi Does Dallas!!!!

That's right, Betches.... I'm going to Dallas in January. I am staying with the awesome Adam teh Johnson aka LolSlut.... and I can't wait. This will be my first time visiting the great state of Texas and I'm super excited.

I need a vacation from the boring day to day that has been my life the past few months. Waiting on this disability has been HELL. So, all you awesome Texans out there, drop me a line and we should all hang out. I already know that Adam and I are going to have a super house warming/Meet all the fabulous people from MM party.... but there's no such thing as too many get togethers.

I can't wait to meet all of you.



If I was capable of overlooking old balls, I'd soooo get a sugardaddy and have him buy me these yummtastic creations....

Now... THIS is girl porn!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

When a part of you leaves.....

it's hard as hell not to fall apart. It almost seems cruel to not see someone for 5 months, then only get to spend a day with them.

We won't even be together our for our 2 year anniversary.

I'm not usually into the holidays.... and I'm definitely not feeling them this year.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Dexter Season 3 Finale

I was not impressed.

I'm sorry.... Seasons 1 & 2 were fuckin epic. This season finale was kinda boring. The way the serial killer storyline ended was weak to say the least.

Yeah... Season 4 better deliver... that's all I'm going to say.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Friday, December 12, 2008

A Legend Has Passed

Bettie Page has passed. She is an inspiration to models worldwide. We will always love you, Bettie. <3

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

PXE/Katie/Sexy Face.....

You are soooo full of epic glittery win!!!!


Honored is how I feel after working with you.

Not typically my kind of thing but.....


These cuties....

are almost worth calling my Dad. My mom and I were joking today...these cute little things

just might be worth calling that asshat and telling him that if he wants to be a part of my life, he has to get me one.

The scary thing is... it might work.... but, I'd actually have to talk to and be civil with him.

But, damn... they are sooo cute.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

A nod to my Soulmate, Megan......

I still fuckin love this song.... and I misses you.

It's soooo fuckin catchy.....

It kinda makes me sad that I can't stop singing it....

Sunday, December 7, 2008

I seriously need to kidnap some models....

I have all these concepts and no one to shoot them with.

Must find a guy who can tuck!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Hanging out with an ex....

A part of me wants to get all video ho fabulous and make him rue the day he broke up with me.

But, another part of me just doesn't want to give a flying fuck and rock out with my Chucks out.

Gah.... Boys.


Thursday, December 4, 2008


I need to relax, but every time I let my guard down, I hear something that makes me wonder and my heart races.

I hate this.... I shouldn't be afraid in my own goddamn house.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'm not usually a hip-hop fan.....

But, I'm loving this song.

Kanye spits some nice shit on this record.


I have decided to do a new series with my photography.... well... two new series.

I can't believe I didn't think to do them before. I'm not going to give details, but they involve two of my favourite things.

Now.... to plan and find people to collaborate with.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Nicholas Cage's son.....

or, Nathan Explosion?

You be the judge.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

So.... what's been going on....

Well, my rest is helping.... I finally got a refill of my sleeping meds, so I don't feel like a zombie anymore. The fibro is bearable, but my spine has been ridiculous lately.... But, my doctor said I can take a lower dosage of the sleeping meds to help with the pain, and it has. :)

Ohh.... Shon came and stayed at my place saturday night. I love him.... he's sooooo cute. I was seriously contemplating kidnapping him and making him live in my closet. My mom loves him.... she hasn't stopped talking about him since he left. She got a kick out of his matching pajamas and robe.

*Fingers Crossed* that I'm not having issues for the Wii party.... Corloser is going down, Betch.

Friday, November 21, 2008

This video

Made me almost like this song

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I may be getting a PUPPY!!!!

My mom had fallen in love with tiny dogs and she realizes how much I miss Mikaface.... so, we've been looking online at dogs up for adoption.

The only problem is.... we have to get a small dog (for my bad back) and a hypoallergenic dog (mom is allergic to everything).

So far.... we've been loving Bichon Frises

Even though I should be terrified of them after my interaction with Nemi's dog.... Satan.


Is the devil...

Not being able to work already sucks..... but being stuck in the bed makes it that much worse. Now.... I think I have something pinched in my right shoulder.... and I'm right handed. But, luckily, I found out that I am getting a bunch of money and once I put on for my chiro reimbursements from Canada, I'll be getting even more money... YAY ME!!

Someone.... come hang out in the bed with me....

Lady GaGa

You're fabulous.... that is all....

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Palin = Fail


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Ooooh.... Katie.... you're soooo cute when you're drunk.

Ok, we're at Capitol Punishment and Katie is shitfaced...lol...

I find her to make sure she's ok and she turns to me and says.... "Can I kiss you?"

Now, for those that don't know... I have a massive crush on Katie.... I mean, gigglesnort like a moron when she's around crush. So I tell her, that my breath wreaks and she makes me nervous.

She then says, "I got drunk so you wouldn't make me nervous anymore"

I died.... she's soooo cute.


My drunk friends say the funniest things......

Corwin and Ashley

: *looks at self* "I have ribs!"

: "It's because you're a douche!"

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tina Fey FTW!!!

So funny.... yet also so scary...

Monday, September 29, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Mitsukai made me chuckle.....

by posting this in a thread on MM....

Monday, September 22, 2008


I had a weird flare up Friday. I had a dream that I was being hit, but the pain didn't feel like I was being punched. It was a searing pain. I woke up startled and felt the searing pain all over my body. It was debilitating. I couldn't make fists with my hands and my entire body was burning up, but I had ice cold pins and needles sensations in my hands and feet. It wasn't the most intense flare up, but it was definitely one of the scariest. With my scoliosis, I was terrified that I was feeling the beginning to become paralyzed. I have been having more back problems... stiffness and just overall pain. But, since I don't have medical here in the states, I haven't shared any of this with my mom.

It's frustrating to go from free health care, to not being able to see the doctor cause it will cost an arm and a leg. But, luckily, I found out that I am eligible for Medicaid and Disability... and... I have another hearing coming up for my worker's compensation case. I believe they are reexamining me to see if I need more disability from WC.

Sigh.... keep your fingers crossed that it won't take too long to get everything settled

Saturday, September 20, 2008

If I hear one more time....

how "innovative" and "fresh" Rihanna is, I'm going to projectile vomit.

Nothing that chick does is new.... Everyone is going on about her "Disturbia" video which is nothing more than a NIN/Tool rip-off.

And, the broad can't sing.... her voice makes my clit shrivel up and die....

When someone compared her VMA's performance to Thriller, I wished death upon them.... I'm not even kidding.... that shit should never have left their mouth. How can you compare the fuckin KING to her... seriously... NO.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Anna Evans,

Before Tyra even said it......

Both my mom and I said, "She made her look like a mixed baby"...

At first, I soooooo wasn't loving it... maybe cause Elina really didn't know what to do with it, but Bitch looked fierce as HELL in her shoot.

And.... I'm sooooooo LOVING McKey's hair..... it's amazing what a cut and colour can do...

And, Karma showed just how much of a bitch she is....Hater Clark looks like a hot tranny mess after her make-over.... lolz


McCain makes me sick....

Ok... as the child and sibling of current and former military personnel.... McCain is a lying asshat. He can't even answer a question posted to him by a fellow Vet.... instead, he changes the subject and trash talks another Senator....


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I don't really want her to win.....

But, my favourite this season on ANTM is Sheena.... She is gheto fab and I love it. I know she won't make it to the end (Tyra and Miss Jay are hell bent on calling out her "hoochiness"... which isn't even that hoochie), but I love her.....

The girl I'm rooting for to win...

Elina.... she's got this fabulous Angelina/Bjork thing going for her that I'm soooo loving...

Tonight is the make-overs.... and I have a feeling Tyra is going to do something atrocious to her..... afterall, it's the Tyra way.... dumb twat.

Lawd.... please don't let Tyra do something dumb... let Miss or Mr Jay have enough guts to tell gf....

Thursday, September 11, 2008


The Sequoia Throne Remix is fuckin awesome....Protest the Hero rocks altogether, but this remix is my new favourite.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I just found out....

That my Baby, misses and loves her Lady....

I miss you soooo much Mikaface.... *kisses and tummy rubs and more kisses*

Monday, September 8, 2008

So.... I should be happy....

I found out today that I am eligible to apply for Medicaid and Disability.... the only drawback, I can't work.

I mean, I'm staying with my mom and she doesn't mind taking care of me, but I feel like I should be out on my own 2 feet by now.

I was bored at home while I was job hunting, now I can't even job hunt.


I need a new hobby.... and, no Berj, it won't be that.

I need this and a killer pair of shoes......

and my life would be complete....

Thursday, September 4, 2008

I'm sooooo fuckin excited!!!!

In 8 days.... I get the pleasure of hanging out/shooting with:

Peter Claver aka Patricio aka My Homeskillet

PXE aka My Girl Crush

Kristen Jeanne
aka Boobs

Asylum aka Powder aka The Sexiest Boy Hips Evar

So far... Nicotine may be joining us for the fun. Fingers crossed we can get more people to join in the festivities.

I'm sooooo super excited, I think I may explode.


Llainie.... I died...