Are you illiterate? The date says "05-25-2010". You know... today's date. Hahaha... you're really getting pathetic.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
If/when you crash my couch, can I shoot you with my big spiffy camera? :D Pleeeeeeease!
Definitely... I am your clay, do with me what you want. :)
Monday, May 17, 2010
Hey, haven't seen you post on SF2 like for 5 days or so. Why haven't you been there?
Been super busy. We're figuring out our moving plans since our lease is up this month... I've been planning a bunch of my own shoots (modeling and photography)... Recovering from a break-up/flare up.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Sorry this isn't really a question but more of a statement. I pretty much love you cause I've had the opportunity to get to know you as a person. You are awesome no matter what :)
Aww... you're awesome too. We definitely should hang out again. This time, no ex drama. :P
lol i hope youve seen the pictures of that bitch on emo-porn.com loooooooool
Before I was banned, for life, from MM, you always made me laugh. I still love your candor. Can we date?
Thank you very much... but, I make it a rule to only accept dates from guys who don't have to ask me anonymously.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Do you have a rough past with any other models? I'm just wondering because of thing I have heard recently.
I try not to get involved with the drama that goes on with other models and photographers. If someone has an issue with me, I have no clue why considering I've been spending the better part of the past few years trying to take care of my health. I haven't really had the time to start a war with anyone.
But, I'm not going to lie, in the past, I wasn't the best of friends with some people... but now, I don't even care anymore. The time and energy I was wasting on them, could have been spent doing something more productive. Instead of worrying about who's banging who, who dumped who or who's on what drugs, I'd rather build up my name, take care of my cat and roommate and make sure I'm healthy.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Why do you think people are so afraid of your sexuality? Why does it matter to them what you make of your life?
For some, I think it's just another thing to try and berate me for because their own lives are sad and pathetic. For others, I think they're just afraid of what they don't understand. I'm not your typical vanilla hetero girl, and I understand that makes some people uncomfortable. But, I won't shove my sexuality down someone's throat if I see that it does make them uneasy. If you respect me, I will always respect you.
As for why it matters to them... I honestly have no clue why people get bent out of shape over how others live their lives.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?
As angry as they are, I just hope they're being gentle...
People are pretty fucking rude to you, aren't they? *hug*
It's cool. I'm a firm believer of getting back what you put out there. I kind of feel bad for them.
Do you think the people who are asking about your life in pornography, secretly are beating their dicks to you?
As angry as they are, I just hope they're being gentle...
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I'm curious, what will you tell your children and grandchildren about the photos you have on crazybabe.com and that pornographic site (posing as a model site) called MM?
Neutral observation: Even if the person does not follow you, you open yourself up for these things because every page they open on the forum has your attention whoring posts. If you had a life outside the net, maybe they will cease?
So, you're saying I invite people to insult me and make racist remarks because I have a presence on the internet?
Do you know that you are one of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my entire life? Just wondering :).
Do you know how amazing that is coming from someone as amazing as you. For reals. You always have been and will be an inspiration.
Filth was not a word I used to describe the images you present over the net. I said you look unclean, not sanitary and crazybabe.com doesn't even promote you on the thumbnails. What have you got to say about that?
You just can't wait to post to the model site that someone dislikes you, can you? Are you asking for sympathy or begging to be noticed? When does it end?
If you read it, I was mostly just calling for you to stop being such a pussy ass bitch. But, I see that's not ever going to happen. You're just going to continue to spew hateful bile because you're too sad and pathetic to do anything else with your time. So, unless you're going to come forward, I don't see the point in continuing this bantering back and forth.
Hate is too much a valuable word to use on you. I don't believe the "questioner" HATES you, Fifi, I think he or she is just tired of your "make up as I go" posturing, pandering on the internet. Ever considered that?
Then, if that's the case, they don't have to come to my formspring page, follow my posts on MM, or read my FB page. I'm not forcing anyone to like me... I'm not forcing anyone to follow me around.
If I feed you mahi mahi nachos and the occasional mojito, will you let me troll your face all day long?
Fucks yeah!!! Mmmm... Bitz and tacos...
why even publish the shitty troll questions??? they're better left ignored.
It gives me something to do while I multitask. And, I'm kind of hoping they'd come forward... but, I'm not holding my breath.
Filthy can be sexy. I think you missed the point of the person asking you the question about your photos. Unclean is a repellant. Is that the reason why you won't address the query on your hygiene?
I won't address it because it's childish bullshit spewed to try and bring me down because they are obviously not happy with their own life. It's even more pathetic that this person can't even man up and say this shit without being anonymous. But, it's whatever. If this is how they want to get their kicks... more power to them. It's giving me a good chuckle.
Hey, cyber, pathetic cry baby, ever visit the real world where people have decent jobs and career that does not involve showing disgusting vulva, charcoal black nipples or pitch black armpits?
Nope... I'm all about shoving my charcoal nips down the throats of people worldwide.
What is the saddest thing about you? You call someone that is ONTO your agenda, pathetic, when it is clear that you have a pathetic cyber life. How often do you live in the real world?
So, I have an agenda now? Seriously, I'm glad my schedule is clear today because this is a riot.
Hi, I am a big fan of yours. I can't believe the audacity in which you publish the questions asked of you and then fire off the most feeble and pathetic replies. How do you do it?
I don't know... it just happens. Call it a gift if you will.
You never really answer a question as asked. What exactly do you do for a career and do you get a sizeable financial asset from what you do, whatever it is that you do?
I have actually answered that question a few times on this site... and as for my finances, that's no ones business but my own. Least of all some pathetic internet troll.
You wrote: "But, not the norms like apple or blueberry, I had this strawberry mango pie once, good god." Irony! You corrected someone's grammar and yet, you didn't bother to correct yours. Did you go to school?
Ahahahaha... seriously... you're the best troll/stalker ever. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you.
You're too sad and funny, at the same time. The questions asked of you here? You couldn't wait to use them as another springboard to announce on that model site forums. What doesn't it take, huh? Why don't you use the word unsanitary 'stead of filthy?
Nope... I couldn't. I just had to let others in on the hilarity that is your obvious obsession with me. If it wasn't so pathetic, it might actually be a bit cute.
And, I just like the way "filthy" just rolls off the tongue.
Is there really a secret to happiness or is it just another political ploy?
I think there is... but, it's not superficial or materialistic. Happiness is a state of mind. /hippie moment
What is your favorite type of pie and what should she be wearing?
Hahaha... Tia and nothing.
But, on a serious note... I LOVE fruit pies. But, not the norms like apple or blueberry, I had this strawberry mango pie once, good god.
Do you believe that same type of people attract their kind of people? Men with intelligence and class would NEVER fawn all over you like the losers you have here. Desperate acts deserve desperate measures. The measures are what the men here reveal.
First, I wouldn't call the people/men who post here losers. A lot of them are my real friends so fuck you for insulting them when your issue is with me.
And, I do believe that... my exes are some of the most creative and intelligent people I know.
A couple of questions for you, after reading your response to the person that wrote "Gawd, blah, blah..." what is it REALLY you love being you, and will you seriously consider seeing a psychological disorder professional?
I love that I have survived enough bullshit in my past that anonymous comments such as yours, don't even phase me anymore. I know who I am and for the first time in a long time, I have realized that's all that matters.
And, to answer your second question, I have been shrinked in the past. I found the root to a lot of my issues and have gotten a lot of closure. According to my doctor, I'm pretty well adjusted all things considering, but thanks for your concern.
What if someone tells you that your body parts and the things you show on your photos are vomit inducing? You're really unclean/not sanitary looking. If I used the word dirty, you'll only use it as a positive.
I wouldn't be shocked that someone out there didn't find me attractive. Beauty is subjective. And, yeah, I would use it as a positive... thank you.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
What's your favorite thing to do with root beer?
When I was younger, I used to make floats with vanilla frozen yogurt... Yum... nowadays, I like to make it rain on them Hos with a iced bottle of A&W.
If I extend an invitation to you to join the Booty Nation would you accept without doubting yourself?
For you... yes, yes I will. :)
I would never leave you or hurt you. That's not much of a question, but there you go.
I know, and that's why you're my best fuckin friend forever! We still on for the three-way heart necklace.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Gawd! Don't you just get tired of being you? Your diatribe just goes on and on and on. What exactly do you DO for a living and do you really get any compensation to sustain a decent living? Your need for attention on that model website is plain sad.
Actually, I love being me...it took me awhile to get here, but I'm LOVING it. And, what I find sad is that you didn't have the balls to come at me correctly and not do it anonymously. People like you, who have no clue about me and spew bullshit like this, just make me laugh and motivate me to do more. Thanks... I needed that.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Size doesn't matter so what's your favorite fun time activity to do with mashed potatoes?
My new favourite thing is... Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Ginger and Garlic Chicken wrapped up in naan... making shepherd's pie is a close second.
how can you make you ass any bigger? it could feed a whole african village!
Umm... what? Missed your meds today?
And, it's "your" not "you".
Monday, April 26, 2010
Where is the best location that we should photograph your booty?
A location with really ridiculously small props/furniture... anything to make my ass look bigger. Hahaha
Sunday, April 25, 2010
I'm fuckin PUMPED!!!
*SQUEE HARDER THAN I'VE EVER SQUEED BEFORE*
I got to model designs from Dollskin Designs and a piece from Vex that I have been drooling over for the longest time now. Ohh..OOOH...OOOOOOOoh... I also got to show Kaia, Zamra, Nadyia and Billy some moves on the pole (yes, there will be pics cause it sooooo happened).
I had a blast, and hopefully, we'll all get to collaborate again!!! They were all seriously the best!!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
When was the last time you cried during a movie? What was the movie?
My little sister and I were watching "Across the Universe" about a month ago... the scenes where they're singing "Let It Be". It gets me every time
i'm gonna let this ask the question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLN8jVIbRDw
You've seen me before? >.>
Creepy... yet hot!
Do you think you'd ever get tired of being a cyber person? You obviously spend most of your time on the internet. Do you have a qualifying job, besides tramping around on the internet?
No, not really. When you're sick a lot, the internet keeps you from getting cabin fever. Actually, I'm qualified to do a plethora of different jobs, I just don't feel like doing them at this point in my life. I've had a job for as long as I can remember, now, I'd rather focus on doing what makes me happy. As for tramping around the internet... considering the type of work I would like to do in the near future, I take that as a compliment.
My favourite photo of you is the one where your wearing an amazing pair of thigh high boots. If you could just tell us about how you felt trying them on and modeling in them?
Actually, I felt amazing in them. My legs are my second fave part of my body, and those boots made them look ridiculously hot. At first look, I thought they'd be really uncomfortable, but when you put them on, they are sooo sexy that you don't even think about it.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
A minor health setback...
Kaia
Thursday, April 15, 2010
If you could dress your favourite model who would you pick and what would you choose
I would take Ninja http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/847611/0 and put her in some amazing latex. She has one of the most AMAZING bodies I have ever seen.
where should i move to? I'm getting tired of Dallas. After this and next year....I wanna LEAAAAVE
I'm heading west... you should too!
Did you ever think that if the coyote had that much cash to spend on ACME products he could just buy himself some food and stop chasing that road runner around?
I believe he got all that stuff for free... you know, product placement.
Hugh Hefner...
So... you won't put the crazy broad with 8 kids in your magazine because she's not a celebrity... but, you put Heidi Montag (a cover and a spread... and she didn't even get nude) and a hooker in your magazine... Really? Really?! A hooker is a celebrity to you now?
Your magazine's standards disappeared a looooong time ago.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Apart from Model Mayhem and your website where can Ifind more of your images to spank too?
Well, you can become a member of www.crazybabe.com to see more of my explicit work... or, you can check out my deviant art page which has more of my normal nudes. http://miss-fifi.deviantart.com/
Monday, April 12, 2010
Which famous person most embodies ''sexy'' to you and why?
I know it's cliche to name her... but, Angelina Jolie gives it to me harder than any other person (famous or not). She's the epitome of sex in my opinion. She's my perfect woman... talented, stunning, caring, a personality that rocks my face off, did I mention super talented. Oh... I'd go super lesbian monogamous for her. I'd have no problems living in a closer in her house only to be let out for sexin.
If it was discovered you were an ax murderer who would disown you the fastest, lover or best friend?
I think the both of them would be very intrigued by it... They'd probably fight over the movie rights.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
if you were going to a fancy dress party, what role or costume would you pick to best reflect your personality?
I can't put it into words, so I will give an example http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/2009PF/VERSACE/RUNWAY/19m.jpg Dripping in black diamonds... with crazy coloured hair for contrast.
whats the best cure for a hangover?
For me... a nice spliff. But, for people who don't partake.... gatorade and pepto.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
I just wanted to say thank you for knocking Natalya off her pedestal. I love you for that. <3
That bitch is just lucky she didn't say that shit to my face. Hell, I don't think she'd have the balls to even look me in the eye.
Wow what a splendid reply, please ramble on all you can! I like their leather catsuit with maybe some more conventional slut struts!
Well, that's funny you say that. This is my second fave outfit http://www.atsukokudo.com/shop-page.php?page=Latex-Rubber-Wonder-Cup-Puff-Sleeve-Cat-Suit
I've never wanted a catsuit sooo bad in my life. I usually am not a fan of them, but this one is soooo adorable. *swoon*
So... do you dance much?
At the moment... nope... only freelancing. I have decided to focus more on my modeling and photography. Now that Tia has put her magazine idea out there, I have been doing lots of shoot planning. Finding a boy to get naked and do crassities with you is harder than I thought.
How do you plan to spend your easter?
Well, I am not really big on Easter, but I am trying to plan something special for my Boy for Passover.
Monday, March 29, 2010
I'm gonna fuckin do it!!!
Fibro be damned... flaring or not, I'm making it fuckin happen!!!
This is the year that I take it to the next level. Watch out, Bitches... here comes Fifi and she's cunt punting everyone that gets in her way!
/pumped rant
If I could buy you one special outfit what would you like?
Oh gosh... first, I am flattered that you would even ask. Second... hmm... that's a toughie... If you could, I would have to say, this dress http://www.atsukokudo.com/shop-page.php?page=Latex-Rubber-Fifties-Style-Flare-Dress
I have been in love with it since it first was added to the site. I'm simple, so I wouldn't want the flowers or anything. I just want it strapless in light blue. It's my dream dress.... which is weird because it's the girliest thing I have ever liked.
I'd custom order some Punitive ballet heels to go with it. Black patent... drool... sorry for the in depth answer, I've been drooling/fantasizing about that dress for a long time. Ignore my ramblings. lol
Would you ever date a club patron or do you only see them as clients.
It would depend. A lot of the time, strip club patrons get a bad rep... but, I have dated one and he is one of the most amazing guys I know. Granted, it was only his second time at a strip club... but still. We connected and ended up becoming great friends.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Whats your favourite unlived fantasy?
A day of debaucherous shooting with Aeric Meredith-Goujon, Corwin Prescott, Eric Cain, Damon Banner, Will Springfield, Envy, Scar, Annie, Nicotine, Stephy C, Sarah Jean and myself.
When is the best time of night to drunk text you?
Anytime... I'm a serious night owl, so I'd more than likely be awake.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Do you have a link to Scar, love to check her out and visualise you both?
Not to be a bitch, but there is a thing called Google. It's not hard to find her.
Q: Do you do full nude lap dances? A: Is there any another kind? Good Answer!Do you allow any touching?Tell us about your favorite lap dance if you have one.
Well, I've danced in three states and only one allowed touching. To be honest, I only allowed it if the guy was hot (and, not wearing a wedding band)... and they were NEVER allowed to touch my genitals.
I had a guy try to slip a digit in once and I almost broke his hand.
The guy I'm seeing really wants buttsecks. I had a bad experience and I'm now kinda freaked out by it. Any advice on getting over the phobia? Btw..I love your work, and as long as you promise not to post it, I'll tell you who I am.
I would suggest you be honest with him. Tell him exactly what you just told me. It's not that you don't want him to be happy, it's just that you had a bad experience before. To be perfectly honest with you, I don't do it for the same reason. I had a horrible lube mix up (warming lube is no bueno for anal) and since then, I refuse to do it.
Besides, if you give into him and you aren't really into it... it will just make for another bad experience for the both of you. If you really aren't comfortable with it, tell him, but ask him if there's anything else that he's into. Not being into one thing, doesn't have to destroy your sex life.
If he makes a big stink about it (no pun intended), maybe it's time to reevaluate your relationship.
I've Just Been Accepted!!!
Well, I have just been accepted on a trial basis to model for Evil Hearts. I am sooo excited to have this opportunity. I hope everyone likes me. I mean, who doesn't like a chick who gets naked on the internets.
My first set should be coming very soon... it pays to be/live with a photographer. We have sooo many ideas already.
xoFifi
Thursday, March 25, 2010
What three songs would you strip too?
My three favourite songs to strip to would be:
1. "Love Song" by Snake River Conspiracy
2. "Knife Party" by the Deftones
3. "Stockholm Syndrome" by Muse
You made a reference to the flying spaghetti monster... I think my love for you is complete :D
What, Bitch! You didn't fully love me before? DUMBLEDORE!!!
Who would you most like to see naked?
To be honest, I can't think of anyone. Most of my friends are either nude models or strippers. And, I can't think of any celebrity that I want to see naked that I already haven't (Cillian Murphy... /drool). Hmmm... let's see... I really can't think of anyone.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
WHATS ONE 'SHOOT' YOU HEVENT DONE BUT WOULD LOVE TOO?
A domination scene with one of my favourite models, Scar. I saw one she did once with another model, and let's just say, I was very disappointed with how she was spanked. I could totally do much better.
Additionally, I wanted to tell you how AWESOME my gay cat is. You should meet him sometime AKA we should hang out! :)
*gasp* He would totally love my gay cat. He's obsessed with shoes and purses. And is afraid of vagina.
What is your favorite pair of heels OF ALL TIME!!11!11!eleventy-one!
These... http://www.seraphicpress.com/images/tumblr_kr5nf9axHQ1qzzzl7o1_400.jpg
I have been absolutely obsessed with them since I saw them... I mean, how could I not love them. They just solidify Alexander's genius.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Did you know I have a crush on you?
No, because you refuse to man up and tell me who you are. You can't go out on a date with someone, if you don't grow a pair.
How do you feel about anonymous guys/women checking you out online andgetting off to it?
I'd be more upset that people didn't find my work spankable.
Do you taste like butterscotch? You kinda look like you taste like butterscotch.
Hahaha... apparently, I look like I taste like a lot of yummy things. I've never gotten a specific answer, I've just been told that I do have a sweet natural taste. I think of it as my reward for being ridiculously flat chested.... I've gotta have something to drive the boys wild. Hahaha
How did you get to be so awesome?
I have no idea, but it took me a long long time to get here. :)
And, thank you. <3
I've got a huge thing for woman in high heels? Any ideas why?
Not to go all uber nerd, but heels force a woman to stand up straighter, which in turn makes her legs look phenomenal and causes her to stick her ass out more.
And, heels and wimmens are magical gifts from the FSM, so it's only natural to like them together.
Monday, March 22, 2010
I'm sooooo excited!!!!
Can you tell me what makes the chose people so chosen in your eyes?
I love the culture and the people in general. I grew up with a lot of Jewish friends and they have always intrigued me. Also, they are just some of the most gorgeous men and women I have ever seen. Like African Americans, they come in a variety of colours and looks... take for example my three favourite Jews... Markman has fair skin, dark hair and dark eyes. Benny had darker skin, dark hair and dark eyes. My current boy has fair skin, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. It's amazing.
Any tips for a woman giving head as I'm often a bit imtimadated
Well, the first thing is, you can't show that you're intimidated. Take control of it like it's yours. To guys, that confidence is a major turn on. I never start with just attacking the peen... I work my way down. Tasting and teasing their nipples, chest, abs and the spot between their thighs and their crotch. Also, don't be afraid to do more than just bobbing your head up on down on the shaft. The tip is also super sensitive. Use your tongue, your teeth and even the roof of your mouth. And, hands are another great tool... your jaw will get tired, so use your hands to stroke the shaft while you take care of the tip with your tongue/mouth. The dual sensations drives guys wild. That's just the basics. If you want a more in depth tutorial, please feel free to contact my through my personal email. fifi-alexis@hotmail.com I'm all about spreading good sex to the world. :)
Would you ever do a hardcore scene?
It would depend on who I'm working with. So, I can't really say no.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Will you post your latest video on your blog?
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
i'm a bit nervous to reveal who i am....but would you like to get coffee sometime...maybe see a movie??
Aaww... come on... Man up!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Yeah, was it more than just posing nude? If so, how was it?
Yes, it was more than just posing nude. And, it was a blast. Bob made sure I was very comfortable the entire time. I can't wait to do more work with him in the future.
Friday, March 12, 2010
what shoot was the most fun you have ever had?
I would have to say my shoot with Bob Coulter. He played the BEST music. It was like listening to my own playlist. And, he was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard at a shoot... EVER. We shot for 4 hours, but it felt like 5 minutes. He has the same crass humour that I have and he literally kicked my ass... what more could you ask for.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Other than nude photos, what did you do for crazybabe.com?
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Are you happy with yourself? If so, what makes you proud about you?
For the first time since I was 11, I am genuinely happy with myself. There were things in my past that almost destroyed me... but with the love and support of my friends and Mom, I made it through. I am proud to say that I no longer feel like life isn't worth living... and I can't imagine ever going back to that place. I am a survivor and knowing that I made it through that, I am positive I can make it through anything.
What is the most outrageous thing you have done on the internet?
What is flaring?
Flaring is when my Fibromyalgia pain gets to a level past being able to just cope with it. Most days, it's at a 4 or a 5... and I've learned to push it out of my mind. But, when I flare, I can get to about a 15 or a 20. If you have anymore questions about my condition, feel free to ask. :)
Would it make you think that people that knew OF you 2 years ago feel you are still in the same place as you were, back then and now, at present time?
To be honest, I really wouldn't care. Because, if they really knew me, they would know that I am far from the person I was two years ago. I have grown in many ways and I am proud of myself.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
What percentatge of time do you expend on the internet?
Depends on many factors... If I'm stuck in the bed, it's high. But, when I'm not flaring, I am usually only on in the evening.
I am flipping the fuck out....
I may have just found my half-brother... I have known about him since I was 8, but he doesn't know about me. He's 30. How do you tell someone they have a 25 year old sister? How do you tell someone their entire family has been lying to them their entire life. This is the happiest day of my life so far, but I'm also trying not to have a heart attack.
/crai-happy dance
If you won the lottery (lets say, a few million) and could only spend it on your self, what would you do?
A VW Bus, VW Beetle, a loft, a room of shoes and a Yorkie.
Why are you so sexy?
Ha... to copy my answer from the last time someone asked me this... "To be honest, I don't see myself as sexy... I'm convinced my geekiness will not allow it."
Monday, March 1, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
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If a gargantuan sparrow comes into your home talking about gun safety, tell somebody.
Will do!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Stifled...
Sitting here in my living room... I feel defeated. Our move can't come soon enough. I have all these ideas in my head that are trying to claw their way out... but, I have no way of making them a reality.
I guess I shouldn't complain... I'd be homeless right now if I didn't move here. Sigh... July seems sooooo far away.
/rambling rant
Saturday, February 20, 2010
This is why I adore Tim Gunn...
" No! I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob but it bothers me."
LOVES HIM!!!
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Where would one get a strap on shaped like Obama? Is that Obama the person, or just Obama's penis? I think it would be more amusing if it were the former.
Dude... I don't know where, but if someone did get me one shaped like the person, I'd use/shoot in it in a heartbeat.
*hintcoughhintcough*
Friday, February 19, 2010
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I need you to chase me around while I'm naked with a bat, while wearing a sexy dress with nothing covering your ass. You will also need to be singing a hip-hop version of 'jesus loves me' while wearing a strap on shaped liked obama. PLEASE?
Sure, for a fee. :)
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Have you ever tried masturbating while having a good cry? I'm curious to try it.
No, unless they're tears of joy... combining sadness and sex just creeps me out.
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why are you so wrapped up at times about whos being a dick or a troll?
I typically don't care, as long as they aren't directing their dick/troll behaviour at me.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Grrr... then Yay!
I can't share the details now, but please please please keep your fingers crossed that everything goes my way.
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What do you charge for a nude shoot?
Depends on what kind of nudes... if you'd like a list of my rates, you can message me at fifi-alexis@hotmail.com :)
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Do you have any Midwest travel plans in your future?
Of course... there's this awesomesauce photographer there that has dreams about me... I have this strong urge to give him lapdances.
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You don't really taste like chocolate, do you? You look really tasty, but I don't like chocolate. What flavor are you?
Haha... no, but I did have an ex that thought my nips tasted like chocolate chips. lol As for the rest of me... I have no clue. I've just always been told I taste amazing. :)
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Why do people want to tap your chocolate body parts?
To be honest, I have no clue. I've been taking most of them as a joke... Maybe it's my nerd bag lady chic appearance that gets them going. lol
Sunday, February 14, 2010
So...
BUT...
My frown was immediately turned upside down with news that the photographer was coming to me, and bringing a friend. So, yes, be jealous... Not only did I get to shoot with Damon Banner (model is Iona Lynn)
and, I got to meet/shoot with/got my booty pinched by the lovely, talented and hilarious Ginger.
I had such a blast that I never even thought of the pain. Damon was much more quieter than I expected... but he was still funny as hell. And, Ginger and I can make each other laugh for no reason... she's the best.
I can't wait to see what develops from all of our shoots. <3
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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When can I tap that delicious chocolate taco?
Considering I don't know who you are... never. I can't bang someone I'm not attracted to, so I don't want to make any promises I can't keep. :)
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What did I say wrong?? :(
I'm all about the direct approach, but that lacked any sort of style.
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i sowwy dat i deed bafroom awn ur blaynkit. >v.v< -boahwee (furgeev mai speling. i r kitn)
You're still my little baby that I love with all my heart.... But, it better not happen again or no caps for you.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Saturday, February 6, 2010
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When is it appropriate to ask my girl to smear honey on my ass, and then break an ant farm on my honey smeared ass?
I'm a fan of on the first date. There's no use in building a relationship if she's going to be weirded out by a little honey and ass play.
Friday, February 5, 2010
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is there anyone you dislike on MM? whom?
Over the years, I've found it's easier to just not dwell on whether or not I dislike someone. I don't see the point in hating anyone. It's excess stress that only makes me sicker. I'd rather focus on accomplishing my goals than dwelling on petty feelings.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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If you had to be reincarnated as a "thing" such as a plate, desk, etc...what would it be?
http://www.dwell.com/products/maia-egg-swing.html
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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How often do you go commando?
All day, every day... If found underwear very uncomfortable.
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Give it up Fifi. You know you really just want to move to Washington with Fred and I.
I am now convinced you want to kill me... cause, that's what moving to Washington will do. It's cause I'm a darkie/heathen isn't it?
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Will you post a photo of you in the harness on your blog? Or have you?
I haven't shot in it yet. I have been saving it for just the right photo shoot. It's my fave article of clothing, so I want to go all out when I finally do.
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What is the sexiest thing you own?
Hmm... that would have to be my black leather body harness... YUMM!!!
*sigh*
This better not be a ploy for attention cause I'm exhausted.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Kanye West...
If it weren't for you, that over-hyped tone deaf kid would never have won Album of the Year.
Her performance on the show alone should have been reason enough to revoke all of her Grammy's.
Todays Installment of WANT!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Ok... Wow...
1. By Bob's ability to bring out the sex kitten in everyone... and I mean everyone!
2. How many GREAT images came from a 4 hour shoot that felt like an hour.
3. How full of win all around Bob is.
Pictures from our escapade shall be coming soon. My new main is only a teaser.
*squee*
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Yummy Couture....
Fabulous!
Monday, January 25, 2010
I go back to Dallas tomorrow....
I was finally able to meet some amazing people I have known for years now (Markman, Benny, Stephy, Wara, Hamza and Ten) and people I have just gotten the chance to know (Aubrey, Mockingbird Girl, Michael and Shane).... and I got to see the AMAZING Nicotine again. We all went to Cafe Select and had a blast.
I drunken serenaded the table with "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO.
Molested Benny's finger...
and... got to see boobs...
And, my weekend ended on a super high note because I got to shoot with the highlarious, talented, crass and all-around awesomesauce, Bob Coulter.
All in all... I couldn't have asked for a better trip... NYC, I shall be returning very soon. I LOVE you!!!
Saturday, January 23, 2010
New York.... New York...
Good food... good shopping... Jew Boys... You can't ask for anything more.
If it wasn't soo freakin cold, New York would be it for me.
<3
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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Who is the dream photographer you are working with this weekend?
That's a surprise... :)